Actually no I do not want to process more things I’ll just take the lobotomy
spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh
you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars
Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide
the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it
i think we’re going to hit the limit soon
how much lower can we go from here
40 PROOF????
why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr
The most humbling thing that’s ever happened to me is someone thinking it’s more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg and than me having sex in real life.
hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner
How to be a trans ally 101, from To Wong Foo (1995)
i’m reminded of those posts from trans women who stated in their experiences that by far most cis women they interact with in person aren’t transphobic towards them. and that recent study that showed the uk population is more accepting of trans people than they perceive each other to be (ie 2 uk polls, “do you think most people are trans friendly” vs “are you trans friendly”). i think there’s more love and acceptance in this world than transphobes want you to believe. you are not as hated as legislators and conservative news outlets would lead you to believe.
the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there’s really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as “jesus fucking christ”








